Obama To Be Impeached

Clinton, Nixon, and all the way back to Andrew Jackson we can see presidents up to foul play giving their all to avoid multitudes of charges and accusations. Unfortunately for President Obama, there's no avoiding the fate he has brought upon himself. While visiting Springfield Missouri last weekend Obama and his family were shopping at a Walmart neighborhood market whose location cannot be given at this time. As they were picking up a few last minute groceries for the flight back home, the President could never have been prepared for the mess that would soon await him. President Obama didn't realize that two stray peaches had fallen down in his shopping cart and did not pay for them.

Arriving back home, the family realized that the two peaches didn't show up on their receipt and that the Neighborhood Market had been calling the White House for over an hour in attempt to contact them. It was too late. The senate ruled late this evening that Obama is to be impeached "two ripe, healthy peaches" in the most timely manner possible. The peaches will flown via an armored C-230 aircraft overnight to the neighborhood market to preserve their freshness. Local Springfield resident Josh Manard had this to say, "When I read online that President Obama was getting the boot, I couldn't be happier." Manard claims that Obama is to blame for his electric can opener jamming and ceasing to function late last week, and that "he's getting what he deserves."