Tom Cruise Moving to Buffalo Missouri

There aren't many people on this earth that would say they've heard of the small town of Buffalo, but Tom Cruise is one of them. Buffalo is a small town in Missouri located just around thirty miles outside of the larger city of Springfield. It's a peaceful town, tranquil and filled with many friendly locales who rarely leave the town in fear that civilization might gobble them up. Tom Cruise announced today in an interview that he was "tired of all the bright lights and paparazzi" and that he wanted "a new beginning." He recently visited Buffalo after getting lost on his way to a bar. "Everything is so orderly there." Tom told People magazine in a recent interview, "The people all wear the same clothes, drive the same trucks, and shop at the same Walmart.....it's beautiful."

Tom says one of the main aspects of the town drawing him in is the amazing food selection available. He visited a small chinese restaurant known as "Sims" and claimed it was the best food he'd ever had. "I unloaded my bowels violently for days" Mr Cruise told us in a phone interview, "The food must be loaded with fiber and many other healthy nutrients." He is excited to try the town's two other restaurant options; Pizza Hut and Hip Pocket Pizza. Tom told interviewers it looked like most other business' were closed down, but was hoping his presence in the town would boost the local economy.