Square Oak Table
No need to consult the PH scale, this table is just plain BASIC! Some question why the carpenter ever wasted his time creating an atrocity like this. I would much rather breath the air produced by what this table once was than ever display any of my valuables in such a bland manner.
Round Oak Table
Where's King Arthur, amirite? This table is the roundest around and you would be hard-pressed to find a player that isn't after this beauty. Anyone who's anyone pays the extra $8.65 at Walmart to get this work of art over the (eck!) square oak table.
Woot Woot! Yard Sale!
'nuff said.
The Mona Lisa
This is the table you might one day find featured in a New York Times bestseller. This table has a story. Some lumberjack didn't just find a tree and make an axe crap out some wooden filth to set things on; he had a dream. He used his body hair, sweat, and tears to make it come alive. This table isn't meant for setting your belongings on, but to place your heart and soul within it.
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