BS News received word of an uncommon event unfolding at a local auto dealer; a young man was purchasing a new truck, and we got there before he even had time to shower photos on Facebook. Buffalo resident Terry Marsh told us he had been planning on trading in the Toyota Prius he and his wife had been sharing for over a year. "There was only about enough room for three strings of Crappie," Terry told us in an interview, "and I ain't gonna stand for that."
One of the most popular gas stations in the small town told us they are in full support of Marsh's decision. The owner informed us they've been secretly paying young men to drive large trucks for years. "Once one of 'em has a big 'ole truck, the rest of 'em follow. Means big money at our 'lil 'ole station. Can't hardly keep enough gas for 'em all." Mr. Marsh was filling his tank and talking to local friends about the truck's Powerstroke Duramax motor and 60" muddin' wheels.
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